obamallamatime:

Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested

(Source: obamallamatime, via mydrunkkitchen)

"

one
do not run your mouth
talk like a sailor, dirty words
are not welcome on your
tongue please say
“yessir” and “nosir”
hun

two
do not wear that cover
up your skin you
are not some
hellraisin whore
because if you are
you’re asking for it,
sweetheart

three
if a man takes you
out on a date and
you refuse to go
to his room, you
are a friendzoning bitch
and he is a sweet guy
who deserves some
darlin

four
don’t be a prude
and wear unsexy skirts
and make sure if they
flirt you flirt back and
smile, “yessir” you should
be a machine where nice
is traded for sex
babe

five
none of these matter though
because you have a goddamned
right to say “no sir” “fuck you sir”
and the right to say
“yes” and when men call you
hun sweetheart darling babe
they are not entitled to a smile

because the most important rule
one that they forget too much
is that you, too,
are a goddmaned person.

"

— "Rules for Women" by Amanda Katherine Ricketson (via -poetic)

(via bryarly)

thatfunnyblog:

Don’t you love celebrities making fun of rumours?

(Source: palpattine, via simplysusiee)

serkets:

itsgayerinenochian:

creepyjirachi:

"you can’t be just friends with people of the gender you’re attracted to"
myth actually true. i, as a bisexual, can confirm that i have no friends.

pansexuals spend their lives in solitude, with only rocks for company

meanwhile asexuals are friends with everyone. literally every single person on the planet. i do not know how i remember so many names

(via kendralynora)

how to tell if a movie is shit

callmeoutis:

image

(via kendralynora)

noirbettie:

dandehaane:

if u are scared or worried or stressed please just remember that even if you mess up super badly, doggies on the street will still tug on their owners when u walk by because they wanna say hello to u so badly

This is legitimately comforting.

(via gettingsweptaways)

samdesantis:

a friendly reminder:
don’t hang out with people that make you feel bad about yourself

(via myfavouritecolourisstripes)

thatsgrace:

“Just be yourself because there are people who are going to like you. Hell, even love you. And those are the folks you want to be around anyway.” - Mamrie Hart

(via myfavouritecolourisstripes)

edwardspoonhands:

About a year ago, YouTube introduced a system that they thought would increase the level of discourse on the site and make it a better place for everyone. Instead of just showing you the most recent comments on a video, you would (by default) see algorithmically selected…

foodchewer:

goodbye grandma 

foodchewer:

goodbye grandma 

(Source: febrezeyourvagina, via ernestra)

feariess:

If unfortunately “1989” leaks, please:

  • Report all links to Big Machine/Taylor Nation
  • Not share the link, at all
  • Refrain from downloading/sharing the music

These leaks not only cost Taylor and her management a lot of money, but ruin the surprise of the official release, and may decrease the hype surrounding it.

(via gettingsweptaways)

seifukucat:

sir could you just calm down for a second

seifukucat:

sir could you just calm down for a second

(Source: villiago, via laurencarmel)


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